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A party for poor rednecks who can't afford a wedding so they charge people $15/ticket to eat cheap gross food and beer, and then let everyone drive home drunk. Typically takes place at a Fish & Game Club or a VFW.
"My boyfriend Bobby Joe and I can't afford our wedding so we're having our family and friends pay for it with a Jack and Jill party. Oh and we're not doing any of the work. Our wedding party is...and they are paying for this party!"
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Where you put a bunch of crackers in your mouth and mush them up and fill your mouth with cracker mush. then you smack your cheeks and shoot it out in someone's face.
(As seen on The Green Mile where "wild bill" does it to the guard with a moon-pie.
He got "Carolina Cracker Jacked" by wild bill.
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While a person is getting their butthole licked, a rectal tickle occurs enticing a fart.
That bitch was such a whore I wasn't even embarrassed about unleashin the Jack in the Box.
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a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.
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Jack Massey Welsh is a known youtuber that is trolling people on his other channel JackSucksAtMc , the most subscribed toutube account that he has is JackSucksAtLife he has over 1 million subscribers , he had done an agreement with Memeouls to make a video on Urban Dictionary , the less subscribed account on youtube is SamSmellsOfApricots , he had been wating for a plack from youtube and he finnaly hit 100k subscriber and has a collection of youtube placks , he has a Tesla Model 3 , he is obsessed from 2018 with this model and is paying it with his youtube account . He says Lovely every time when he catches a hacker , he sells his merch with also lovely written on it. He also has a youtube plack obviously fake for it's doug. He has a editor named Kai , he also has a channel named Kai Ross Best
Lovely I finnaly catched a hacker.
I hate when Jack Massey Welsh says Lovely .
Finnaly I see Kai editing JackSucksAtLife video .
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When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.
Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.
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While at a concert, on the second tier a man jumps off the ledge performing a perfect front flip, while performing the flip he shits and cums all over the crowd.
hey did you see john last night? he pulled off a jacksonville jumping jack.
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