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A monkey driving a watermelon train to some song called “Cadillac.”The video is so epic that it makes me not pay attention in Spanish class.
people spam the video of a monkey driving a watermelon on discord.
A slang term for a person going crazy over a small thing.
Guy 1: *going insane because he got killed in a game*
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit
A person or persons whom eat their own seaman/spunk/cum
Guy1- dude I ate my own cum
Guy2- omg your such a monkey spunk bucket
Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time
symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length
Get away from Tj, “he got da gay monkey virus”.
An impossible or seemingly impossible assignment or request. A task so time consuming, daunting or complicated that you feel you may as well have been asked to round up Squirrel Monkeys (A basic assumption must first exist that Squirrel Monkeys are pretty fucking hard to round up).
I got back from my two week vacation and a Squirrel Monkey Rodeo was in my fucking in-box. I'm going to castrate the piece of shit who was supposed to work my mail while I was out!
I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!
Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.
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Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.
Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!
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