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When you have drank alll your alcoholic beverage and nothing is left but melted ice
"Hey, you need another drink. All you have is ice juice."
The beautiful, succulent, almost god-like cream that departs the vagina after you put on jorts
That juice o’ the pussy? It was lethal boys.
the supliment to my cream... yum
“kelsey i swear to god, STOP SUCKING MY HOT DOG JUICE”
A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.
The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.
When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!
Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?
Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me
Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
Vape Liquid that is put in a vaping device, also called a douche flute
The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity
To be so overcome with joy that a violent orgasm occurs, forcing one out of a sitting position; usually female only.
Seeing Dane Cook shirtless caused Trisha to juice rocket.
literally the most underrated type of juice you can drink
Person 1: I had some watermelon juice today
Person 2: give me some