Cat Flap

Labia (Pussy Lips)

I bought alkaline soap for my cat flaps.

Cat Flaps

Vagina lips

My cat flaps are itchy.

Cat flap

Lesbian term for a woman’s vagina

I preferred her cat flap to a mans penis.

Cat Flap

A flap in a door that a cat usually walks through... but it is also another phrase for vagina

I cannot fit into the cat flap!

Cat Mouth

A person who can't handle hot spicy food, their faces go red, start to sweat, tear up and hiccup

Ha ha, how lame, you can't handle chilli.......... You are such a cat mouth

grapple cat

Grapple cat is when a cat decides to grab your hand and/or any other thing and attacks whilst still holding on to you/the thing for dear life

1: warning, lily likes to go grapple cat on your hand
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.

Cats And Freddie mercury

The best couple in history

Cats And Freddie mercury is the best couple of years