jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

Marco N ouellette

Definitely has a massive cock and he’s not afraid to use it

Omg you could tell he was a Marco n ouellette by his huge dick

Hash n a dash

When you drive to a state where weed's illegal (being high while doing so is an option), bring some whole buds of weed you bought from a dude named Bud Wetter. Then crush said weed buds against the dash of your 96 Ford F150 to smoke as quickly as possible in public for that extra adrenaline laced high.

Hey dude, how'd you get arrested this time?.

I still had bits of weed bud imbedded in my dash from my previous hash n a dash. Problem was the heat in georgias so great that my dash alone got me more baked then the sun did.

S A N D Y

(Person; Angelic BeauTAEful)
A Girl sent to earth to became Damla’s Best Friend and More ♡

She is one of the People you don’t want to lose and love Endlessly ~

My S A N D Y to my C A N D Y

Kick N' Dodge

When you are in a difficult situation and need to muscle out of it this is your game plan.

The man with the NRA hat said "Y'all have four-wheel drive, you can just kick n' dodge outta this Prius-caused cluster fuck of ice and snow."

Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.

Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!

kum n go

When an AMAB hold in a poop for so long that it accumulated enough mass that it stimulates the prostate enough on the way out to cause an ejaculation.

Kevin held in his poop for so long he ended up doing a kum n go in the toilet.