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When you open the door and find your son jerking off in his bedroom.
Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*
Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?
Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*
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You'll know ur good sad when the reason behind said sadness, when told to someone else, sounds stoopid. The reason ur sad is actually quite trivial & ur just bein a baby.
Ryan: I was listening to 20 Good Reasons by Thirsty Merc on the way home from school one day because I was sad.
Erin: What were u sad about?
Ryan: I was crying because the girl I like didn't choose me as her partner in Chemistry
Erin: Ohhh so you're just being emo, that's a good sad
Hym "There is no greater good. If the greater good only benefited 1 person you would take the lesser good if given the choice. You have no genuine desire or capacity to calculate the greater good and if you did and the calculation lead to an outcome you didn't like you would just do whatever made you feel better about YOURSELF. And THAT is what the greater good is all about. People feeling better about themselves. You can fail and steal and lie as much as you want because the greater good means you need an exemption so that you can be the decider. That is YOU wanting to be the creature. Still just another zealot. And even if you WERE... I would still tell you to slob on a hairy kittle baby dick."
The money commonly used usually when parents purchase crappy shit.
Parent: "I paid good money for that!"
Kid: "Your telling me you paid good money for this piece of shit t-shirt of a poop emoji dabbing?"
Someone that is not entirely good but not entirely crazy either!cm
He looks good and cray!
Pretty much the baddest mother fucker alive. Can drink more beer than anyone you know. And is all around better than you at everything that matters.
Got drunk with Good Time Donny last night he drank all my beer, fucked my Ol’ Lady, and laught at me when I got pissed at him.