December 3 is national child in blender day
The day where you can blend children and it would be okay
Mother: Where has Timmy been all day?
Son: It's December 3
National Heather day and National ask your crush for his sweatshirt day
Girl:Hey it December 3 did you get Charlie’s sweatshirt yet?
Date anyone u want for one day and they can’t say no
(𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕)Hey wanna date
(Boy) eww no
(Girl) but it’s December 3
national do anything you want to your girlfriend day (nothing illegal)
it’s December 3 go kiss your girlfriend
GIVE UR SWEATER TO SOMEONE ON THIS DAY!
Heather reference B)
Conan: "I still remember... THE THIRD OF DECEMBER (December 3).....ME IN UR SWEATER...."
Heather:" L not anymore"
Conan: "You gave her(Heather) ur sweater... ? :("
(Idk): "Its just polyester"
Conan: "BUT U LIKE HER BETTER?!?"
"WIsh I were...Heather..."
If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!
The day your lord and saviour, Mathieu Bordeleau, was born.
Person 1: do you know what December 7 2003 is? It’s Mathieu Boredeleau’s birthday!
Person 2: oh yeah, that guys awesome!