national do anything you want to your girlfriend day (nothing illegal)
it’s December 3 go kiss your girlfriend
GIVE UR SWEATER TO SOMEONE ON THIS DAY!
Heather reference B)
Conan: "I still remember... THE THIRD OF DECEMBER (December 3).....ME IN UR SWEATER...."
Heather:" L not anymore"
Conan: "You gave her(Heather) ur sweater... ? :("
(Idk): "Its just polyester"
Conan: "BUT U LIKE HER BETTER?!?"
"WIsh I were...Heather..."
If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!
The day your lord and saviour, Mathieu Bordeleau, was born.
Person 1: do you know what December 7 2003 is? It’s Mathieu Boredeleau’s birthday!
Person 2: oh yeah, that guys awesome!
National Phoebe Day! If your name is Phoebe make the most of it and have a good time!!
Person 1: Be happy!!!
Phoebe: Why?!
Person 1: It’s December 22, National Phoebe Day!!!
National Take A Shower Day. Yes, you heard me. You should take a shower bcs its almost Christmas. Please, you really smell.
Bob: Hey! You should take a shower!
Lucy: Why?
Bob: Because its December 22!