one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love

Person 1 - "how's that girl that you saw"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings for her"

Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love.

Person 1 - "what happen when you saw that girl"

Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"

*rolls eyes*

Basically. . .

I DON'T CARE!
"Written in big FAT serial killer letters!"
-Crazy Rich Asians

" *rolls eyes* Oh yeah totally.(I don't give a shit)"

No Eye See

Have no eye to look at something or someone. Means did not want or refused to bother something or someone anymore. Origin from Cantonese "冇眼睇"(mou nanny tai) , each word is directly translated from its Cantonese translation.

I have no eye see his work anymore, so messy

gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

AW-EY-AW

Act of being so stupid that you just feel like making words

Sat was so bored when he was playing halo, that he said AW-EY-AW

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