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National Lulljaime day was created with the intention to celebrate the birth of a very special New Yorker.
Isaiah Max Claros, Age 16 as of 01/18/22, was born in Brooklyn, New York. He moved to Long Island at the age of 6 in an effort to escape the trenches for a bit and cool off in the suburbs. It was age 15/16 when his highschool friends began calling him “Lulljaime”, Also known as “The Foo you don’t fuck with”.
He carried this nickname throughout highschool, & altough this holiday is not celebrated on his birthday, the best way to commemorate this holiday is to go to his crib whilst blasting “Side Nigga Anthem”, by his favorite artist since he was little “Vegasmadechriss”.
Lulljaime: Posted up
Fan: Yo, Lemme get an autograph for National Lulljaime Day!
Lulljaime: Igu gang
this is the day where you finally kiss your gf named shydaisha
oh look , it’s national kiss shydaisha day.
on national kelise day , all you do is be nice to a kelise and do anything she wants you to :)
“oh shit it’s national kelise day!”
You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.
This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.
Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?
Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?
Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
A day where we celebrate the creation of delicious brownies so go out there and eat some brownies with your family and friends!
December 3rd is the day we celebrate the big titty goth bitches and the big booty fishnet goth girls
“Cannot wait til December 3rd”
“Why?”
“It’s national goth girl day for the big titty goth gfs!”