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A response to someone who tries to shine light on a fubar situation.
The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.
The lesser of two evils.
Jim: It's hot today, but it's a dry heat.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
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Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian
Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie
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When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.
When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.
this little 45 pound kid named brett we call him lb one pound of fat rat because lb little bret also meaning one pound of fat because all he is is one pound of fat and he looks like a rat
lb one pound of fat rat get over here
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An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.
Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"
Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
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Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'
Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"
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a sarcastic response, that you can find a nice quality in any girl.
me: SHIT, that bitch is huge!
Bobby: ya, but she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.(laughter)
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