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It was a hot August 1966 night in Long Beach, New York. My friend rode over to my house on his shiny black Schwinn bike. It was dark enough now and our generator headlights wizzed. Damn things slowed the bikes down but it was fun to see the orange lights get whiter the faster we rode. Racing to meet my best friend on Magnolia Blvd, the three of us would then ride up to Lindell Blvd and hang out with nothing to do. I was ready to ride down to the boardwalk in the cool Atlantic wind. We thought we saw ghosts at Glinda, the Good Witch rotting, condemned mansion at Laurelton Blvd (Billie Burke’s 1939 estate). We were grinning, 14 year-old flying monkeys. This wasn’t Kansas - Manhattan’s glowing dome lit up the sky 17 miles northwest of us like the Emerald City. There were no girls in our life to be jealous over yet, just witches. We were young, dumb and healthy in America’s Finest City.
Atlantic Ocean, Long Beach, New York, Glinda the Good Witch, Gilligan's Island, flying monkeys
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No doubt the most famous yacht club in the world, the NYYC was founded in 1844. The organization has two different clubhouses. One in Newport, Rhode Island, and the other in New York City. Consisting of the wealthiest of the wealthy, the club contains past and current members including JP Morgan, the Cornelius Vanderbilt, the Rockefellers, JFK, the Duponts, and the Bloombergs. "Harbour Court" the club house in Newport sits on the most expensive piece of real estate in RI, and the New York club house contains over 8 Million dollars worth of models. Members flock from the wealthiest towns in to country: Greenwich, the Hamptons, Nantucket, Rye, BI... To name a few.
Best place in the world. New York Yacht Club
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southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard asses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. EVER!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio--- 3:126
boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18
person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.
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An island suburban community located between Niagara Falls and Buffalo, New York. A boring little burg that can only be accessed by aging, massive old bridges that are under a constant state of repair. Inhabited largely by nigger rich dagos and polacks, white trash and "new money" from Riverside or Tonawanda. It's home to a shabby 1970's Holiday Inn haunted by a little she-bitch ghost and "Fantasy Island", a run down amusement park. There's no mall or theater but lots of apartment complexes and overpriced housing subdivisions (and the "projects" a '50s leftover tract of dumpy duplexes). Largely overrun by out of control spoiled brat kids that can neatly be categorized in three groups: wiggers, jocks or freaks. You can usually find them running amok in the hand me down Lincolns or Cadillacs their parents give them, in search of drugs in Niagara Falls or just wreaking havoc on "The Island".
Billy's dad was promoted to foreman at the Tonawanda Engine Plant. Now Billy's family is gonna leave the Falls and buy a ranch-house on Grand Island New York. Good thing Billy's mom is a meth-head, they'll fit right in!
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The best video game (series) you'll ever play. Its so good that you'll play it all day and all night, you'll never get bored.
New Super Mario Bros. is the best game ever!
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A favorite dish enjoyed by many white folks in the northeastern United States. Since the early 1800's it has been a meal enjoyed at Ku Klux Klan meetings and Methodist churches. The secret to it's wonderful taste is the fact that it contains the cuttings and drippings from jigaboos of all ages and genders, and some brown sugar, too.
There's nothing like a nice bowl of New England Klan Chowder after a juicy lynching.
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When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.
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