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Eat your Friends Day: A day where you eat your friends!
example: "hey wanna go eat each other? sure!"
happy eat your friends day!
On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.
You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day
On April 4th we all celebrate our best friends we’ve had since we are little! The best friends we’ve shared many memories and continue to share memories with, post them and appreciate them!!
“Me and Lala have been besties since 1st grade!!!”
“Omg today is Childhood best friend day ! Go get her flowers to show you appreciate her!”
national holiday celebrating making new friends
me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!
Taking a dump. Usually several successive sh!%s (the small pebble type as opposed to the singular “Log)”
Your friends are technically being “ dropped” w: a healthy splash into the “ pool”
I’ll be out in a minute just dropping off some friends at the pool, try the men’s room. Or : “ do you have any toilet paper? I’m about to go drop my friends at the pool”
When you pick up someone random that you don’t know and say your friends and are going to have soft tacos
Picks up mouse
“Your my friend now, we’re having soft tacos!”
it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.
bro it’s september 7th! that means it’s be a bitch to your friends day. ur fucking ugly man!