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The perfect blend of whiskey flavoured liqueur Southern Comfort, preferably a 50cl portion or so, mixed with lemonade. Red bull can also be added for that extra kick (Comfortabull).
Bartender, set me some Comfy Juice.
Normal everyday tap water from the kitchen sink.
Man it's hot as hell outside. Yall want some faucet juice?
A alcoholic beverage, one part medium to top shelf vodka, 3 parts energy drink. Preferably Redbull. Commonly drank by drunken bicyclists in the southeast region of Iowa. Sometimes served with a splash of cranberry juice. This variation is Called a Solid.
Holy shit, it's day 3 of Ragbrai and I've only had 4hrs of sleep. Better start the day with a lizard juice.
The most dangerous drug in the universe!!! Has the ability to turn people into complete idiots...
Dude, stop sippin on that syphilis juice... You're in a whole different, very strange world... But you're acting like an idiot in this world.
When you’re so constipated you start squirting shit juice.
Jack: “Holy shit bro he’s been in there(bathroom) for ages”
Bennet: “Yeah he texted me that he was juice curbing, it will be a while”
noun. 1. Sparkles held together with male ejaculate. 2. an adult beverage spiked with male ejaculate and sparkles.
verb. To decorate the face of a person with sparkles held together with male ejaculate usually in the shape of a mustache, beard, eyebrows or monocle.
After Murray passed out, we fancy juiced a monocle on his face until he looked like a festive Monopoly man.
Juice clapping happens when a female has released air from her vagina after being aroused with such tension that her beef curtains "clap" together.
"I heard Tony got his wife horny after eating beans all day and she was juice clapping everywhere..."