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King's Flower

Codename for Weed, Pot, the Marijuana, etc.

Me: "Yo man, let me get some of that King's Flower!"
My Drug Dealer: "Yo I'll sell you an eighth right now!"

by SandyToes May 21, 2015


The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014


My glorious king Goku

Gokuboy oh boy where do I even begin…. 🤤He’s just so…soooooo HOT! I NEED HIM, PLEEAAAASE! Chi-Chi is so goddamn lucky to have him as a husband, I would’ve been at him in bed all day every night, I NEEEEEED ITTTT

Person 1: My glorious king Goku solos all of fiction…he’s so….just so….ugh~ I NEEED HIM!!!
Person 2: What the fuck

by GokusDarDar February 14, 2024


King Caesar

King Caesar is a badass Kaiju introduced on Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Nobody knows what the fuck he’s supposed to be but he’s inspired by the Shisa. He’s got the look of a dog and a lion, but just make up your mind.

Producer 1: Hmm… What animal is this?
Producer 2: King Caesar
Producer 1: war

by Giragoji2x June 28, 2024


uncatchable king

a person that does not get caught in anything dangerous or a daring act. He appears invincible in his actions. (The opposite to this is a catchable queen that does get caught for everyting)

if a person books a trip to mexico during hurricane season, an uncatchable king would be safe from it on his trip. (a catchable queen would likely get it

by Snarly May 29, 2008


Lee King Snatch

When a male co-worker cream pies a cuckold's wife's vagina and the wife waits for her cuckold husband to come home and fall asleep before she empties the contents of her vagina into the cuckold's mouth.

After DJ cream pied Roanne's vagina, Roanne waited until her husband Lee went to sleep before emptying her Lee King Snatch into his mouth.

by General Robert E. Lee the 2nd April 17, 2023


king of banter

The most banterous bantermiester on the Earth.

Everybody knows who this is without needing to be told. It's like the Force. The King of Banter is the source of all banter. The dark side of banter may be strong, but the king of Banter is stronger.

Long live the King of Banter!

Mr Awesome Jones is the King of Banter.

by Snalbans Tinstle April 12, 2016