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A man walks threw the suburbans looking for bald kids and slapping their heads. One kid was slapped while playing Minecraft and it was captured on video "I like ya cut g (Original)".
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Fucking a loose Pussy - you feel Nothing!
Fucking Jenna Jameson is Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway!
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a usually offensive slang term used by a totally non-hip German teacher (that is actually Danish) to andother totally non-hip or shall i say cool, science teacher name miss Sloan.
The term is now used as a reversal compliment and can easily offend someone if spoken the right way, which is in a deep, smoky Mrs. koler type of talk.
___hey u,i like your jeans.
---hey buddy(angery).. i dont appreciate that slightly offensive term that is in a mrs. Koler voice.. ok?
___no dude.. i really like your jeans.. they are very fashionable
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Phrase used to describe quick reckless actions, such as the fast spending of money.
We're spending money like shit through a tin horn.
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Universally-accepted euphemism for "I'd like to sleep with you."
A cute girl says she'd like to buy you a drink. This means she thinks you're at least mildly attractive and if you play your cards right, you might get laid.
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A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).
Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.
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A common phrase used in conversation between white people to exclaim how hot and sweaty they are.
( Bill and Jim sitting in the break room.)
Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."
(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)
Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"
(Both laugh)
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