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An immature response to any question when you have no idea what to say.
“Hey, whatcha doin later tonight?”
“Your mom!”
“Damn it!”
the person who i do every night.
Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!
Me:your mom
An expression or exclamation of someone’s mother.
Billy: do we have the test tomorrow?
Joe: yes
Billy: ok I’m going to study, will you?
Joe: nah
Billy: then what are you going to do?
Joe: your mom ;)
Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback
Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds
Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night
This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha
Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad