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When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt
She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!
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The best name for sex ever created
Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.
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Where a girl's Vagina lips are very large and hang down. Most men are not to fond of saggy Vagina's.
Have u seen her puss? She's got major Hang Time on the Monkey!
I'm not licking her box, she's got has hella Hang Time on the Monkey!
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A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.
(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"
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The phrase was came about when a certain Philadelphia radio star, began acting as a monkey doing an impression of the actor James Mason, just moments after being told that the "Putty-Nosed" Monkey can convey verbal concepts. This is a defensive maneuver to fend off predators.
"Quick here comes the cheetah! Monkey pick ass!"
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The ultimate power in the universe known to man. Superior to anything else used for combat, including people and devices.
Don't piss Corby off or he'll send his Flying Ninja Monkeys after you!
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