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A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
It is a fact that if a straight man links a fat chick he will become homosexual
Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.
Often said sarcastically, it is used to exaggerate how awful something is. Sometimes it will be said in a strained voice and pronounced like Yisss Guuyss
"Do you want to watch My Little Pony?"
"Yes Guys, I totally love that"
national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.
national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*