(o^o)

Symbol used in internet conversations to denote a mythological being called a Unicorn (aka Uni). It is often believed that Unicorns do not exist or that the acquisition of a Unicorn is impossible, however the reality of experience has shown contrary evidence. Should one be fortunate enough to come across a Unicorn it is important proceed with extreme caution because the path to Unicorn companionship is long and difficult.

I hope to find a (o^o) someday.
Just met (o^o).

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crap-o-thon

Marathon Diarrhea, sometimes medically induced

I chickened out and decided to postpone my crap-o-thon until after my wife recovers from her surgery...

Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.

Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic

Balls O' Clock

Balls O' Clock is something you say to your friend when they say anything

Guy 1: Hey want to hang out after school today?
Guy 2: Balls O' Clock

Tori O.

a slut, hoe, thot, all ove the above...
pops pussy for any nigga or even a bitch..

gives slurpies like a vacuum....

NIGGA : son, u seen what tori o. did to my nigga and his girlfriend
other Nigga : yea she gave tehm the two for one deal..

Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.

Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...

H²O

When your dumbass thinks that the "H" in "H₂O" has an exponent.

Question on a science exam: What is the formula for water?
You: H²O
Science teacher then proceeds to whack you with a belt.