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A hot girl that is a complete bitch so much that her vagina has teeth and will bite your penis off
that cheerleader is a penis fly trap
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when you let your pubic hair grow so long it looks like Osama's beard. Effect increased if you dress it up in a little turban and walk around naked.
Dude for Halloween I totally rocked the Osama Bin Penis!
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A male who is tall with brown hair, very controlling and egotistical, puts down other guys that he doesn't know. He tends to say things like " 3 inches is average" when we all know that's not true. He tends to drive Yukon Denali and thinks he's better then everyone else with his parents money.
Dillan has a Small Penis Complex.
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Also known as the movie star Michael Angelo, from the hit series Spongebob Square Pants, this demonic creature roams the earth waiting to slob on some good knob. And if you try to negate his whimsical suckings, he will expand your anal region approximately 3 feet with his Avocado Penis.
Avocado Penis Nigga roams like a rover... don't negate the suck or he will make you bend over.
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Small penis Refugee's are western white men whose penises are smaller then average thus they flee to asian countries in order to find a female whom will not disapprove of their size.
Having a disappointing love life in their home countries and inability to please their fellow women, they flee to countries such as China, South Korea, Japan and Thailand. Once in their adopted countries they are willing to forego a more comfortable lifestyle backhome knowing they can find a woman whom will accept their small penises as average maybe even above average.
These men typically losers back home take on a whole new persona believing they are some kind of sex god. They often also believe they are good at dancing and dance on tables only to have other westerners and africans laugh at them.
Paul from Kingston has had a very embarrassing sex life being told their ex boyfriends were bigger and even once being laughed at and flat out dumped at the site of his tiny penis.
Fed up Paul took a teaching job in Xiamen China in which he met a girl named ling bo who accepted his small penis and they lived happily ever after. thus being one of many small penis refugees
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A weiner with some applesauce on it.
mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.
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To have a wank whilst watching porn with a beer bottle in your spare hand.
I maxxed out my Grolsh Penis combo last sat. I split it all over the carpet: messy...
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