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A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.
Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"
Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"
A Poo Party in which someone dies. A common occurrence usually caused by cholera infection. However other factors can cause the death. Drowning in Diarrhea from the swimming poo, suffocation from too much poo in your mouth from the party games, choking on ones own vomit. Septic shock from getting poo in an open wound is a less common but still possible cause of a Tommy Lee Poo Party, as can chillidogging if people aren't safe about it (although that takes longer but can in theory retroactively make a Poo Party a Tommy Lee Poo Party) . To avoid a Tommy Lee Poo Party it is suggested that a nurse or doctor attend the poo party to prevent death or injury even if said individual is likely to be a party pooper.
oh no Lloyd is dead!
guess this just became a Tommy Lee Poo Party...
I grabbed that 10 inch turd and shoved it down gregs throat like a chocolate corndog and he just keeled over? I didn't sign up for a Tommy Lee Poo Party!
you know you all know her, shes the fat girl at parties who dances all over the place and rubs her fat sweaty titties all in your face. there are mulitiple ways to use this word, and they are a subcultural phenomena. the acronym is BTPG.
BTPG as a noun:
a fat, nasty, dirty, alcoholic, slutty, topless table dancing, nasty titty rubbin party bitch- with sweaty double chins. always has a lisp because the fat on her face forces her mouth and tounge to make her sound even more disgusting.
BTPG as a verb:
drinking obscene amounts of alcohol preceding dancing topless on various objects while rubbing one sweaty titty in anothers face while smelling like 6 shitty cans of shark shit.
BTPG as an adjective:
sharing common qualities of a btpg such as sweaty titties, back titties(sweaty), bowlegged, slutty or in any way displeasing to the penial region.
"you one nasty slut to be runnin up in here hittin on my boo, smellin like aristocrat and body odor, you best get the fuck out of my face you big titty party girl. bitch, bye. "
"gurrrrl, im gonna be a big titty party girl tonight!"
"how much weight you put on bitch, you lookin big titty party girlish, i can't be sellin you on the street no mo! bitch, bye."
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Secret Underground Rave Parties are the best parties to have. They are underground somewhere, usually have techno, glowsticks, & alcohol involved. Since these parties are awesome & secretative, you must be on the list, know someone there, or be cool. Usually there might be a couple rockstars involved doing cocaine in the back.
Guy: Hey, you want to go to a Secret Underground Rave Party with my Friday night?
Girl: Uhh, you got invited?
Guy: I'm bringing glow sticks.
Girl: Ah.
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when two guys and one girl are engaged in sexual activity. the men must wear strap-on "horns" (head dildos) and they double penetrate "down there" so its like riding a unicorn. afterwards she collects the magical "unicorn tea" (jizz) and they have what is called a unicorn tea party.
This is correct, however it doesn't answer the central question of what the unicorn tea party actually is (ie what they do with the unicorn tea". From the above definition one would surmise that they sat around and drank it like tea, but the assumption couldn't be farther from the truth.
Once the tea is collected, it is put into a very large metal spoon, this is typically held by the woman. One of the men will take a lighter and heat the bottom of the spoon until it begins bubbling. At this point the second man will take a syringe and pull the heated liquid in. The next and final step is to inject a pet cat in the tail. (this can only be done if one of the party has a pet cat).
Jim, Ally and I had a unicorn tea party last night, her cat is wicked pissed right now.
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When people (most famously pundits like Hannity, O'Reilly, Olbermann, ect.) blame all of our problems and nitpick the problems of their opposing party. While not touching on subjects that portray THEIR party negatively.
Or more simply, somebody of one party blames all of their countries problems on their opposing party. While ignoring anything negative their party has done to the country.
Olbermann wouldn't stop talking about how Bush was ruining America, but doesn't say how Obama is ruining America.
While Hannity didn't say how Bush was ruining America, but tells how Obama is ruining America.
These are prime examples of the political party blame game. Blame everything
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The coolest membership club you’ll ever join. Featuring pyjamas, NFTs and a community of owls that just DGAF.
Are you a member of Private Jet Pyjama Party? No man… I couldn’t afford to mint and now membership costs more than a Lambo
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