Tru-ey gooey

Masturbating in the shower until you ejaculate into the drain

Optimus: Need me a tru-ey gooey.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love

Person 1 - "how's that girl that you saw"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings for her"

Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love.

Person 1 - "what happen when you saw that girl"

Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"

*rolls eyes*

Basically. . .

I DON'T CARE!
"Written in big FAT serial killer letters!"
-Crazy Rich Asians

" *rolls eyes* Oh yeah totally.(I don't give a shit)"

No Eye See

Have no eye to look at something or someone. Means did not want or refused to bother something or someone anymore. Origin from Cantonese "冇眼睇"(mou nanny tai) , each word is directly translated from its Cantonese translation.

I have no eye see his work anymore, so messy

Bootsale eye

The strange and rare occurrence when one particular eye is watering constantly and usually severely. It usually happens outside in the summer when you are viewing items at a boot sale/flea market.

Person 1: Why are you crying? It's only a radio.

Person 2: Oh I've just got a bad case of Bootsale eye