i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.

Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.

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cool like the other side of the pillow

Someone or something that is superlative

"Yo, that jacket is cool like the other side of the pillow"

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selling merch like a god church

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.

Jake Paul be selling merch like a god church everyday.

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Flat out like a lizard drinking

To be, or have been, hard at work. Originating in Australia.

"G'day mate, how ya been?"

"Mate! I've been flat out like a lizard drinking! This is hard yakka! I've been working on it for yonks!"

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no beta we die like men

it means that the author of a fanfiction will in fact die if you point out a grammar or spelling mistake they made in their story

(if the author is not a man , they will proceed to trans their gender and then die)

-author: "no beta we die like men"
-author: "also youre mom is hot"
-you: "its your not youre"
-author: *proceeds to die*

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excuses are like asses

A comparison of excuses to asses.

"Excuses are like asses, full of shit"
OR
"Excuses are like asses, full of holes"

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see you like a circle

See you around - like a circle.

Usually said when parting company with someone.

Dude 1: later dude, i gotta jet
Dude 2: see you like a circle...

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