shaving the monkeys forehead

A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.

immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead

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Wild Monkey Dance

Another term for 'da bonk.

Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.

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Reverse monkey grip

masturbating with palm down

"Dude she used a reverse monkey grip on me!"

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Dressing a Monkey in Silk

Dressing a monkey in silk does not change the fact that it is a monkey. This is the phrase Spanish speakers use to indicate a bad thing has been made to look good.
An Equivalent English Phrase is 'Putting Lipstick on a Pig.'
Note: In Columbia and Spain, 'Dressing a Monkey in Silk' has no negative connotations of any kind.

'McCain is Dressing a Monkey in Silk' - Obama

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blunt monkey freak

A person who will do anything to smoke weed/hit a blunt.

This lady just gave him head for a hit of this blunt. She is a blunt monkey FREAK!!

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Monkey on your back

To have an addicction, especially a drug addiction.

Man, he's got a monkey on him back! He's so wasted!

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monkey ass nigga

Shady dude to the unth degree. Unreliable and fake . Usually lame having no street credit but puts on a front like he's hard. A petty, selfish buzzkill with house nigga genes.

Only a monkey ass nigga would report for jury and make the cut.

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