Cheek Job

When you bit a person's cheek off in a heat of passion, whether romantically or maliciously, and then proceed to stick your penis in the fresh wound.

"Back in prison, I bit that nigga's cheek off and gave that punk bitch a cheek job."

"Hey Tom, how did you like that cheek job last night?"

We don’t work a job

It’s where you just vibe and pay bills and drink redbull vodkas

Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job

Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.

Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

Hood job

Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.

I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.

An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.

"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job

Stomache job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat

Bro never again will i fuck a fat bitch she gave me a stomache job