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A traditional dish going back to the first roots of the Mexinese people of North America. Infuses the greases of common mexican corn with the greases of chinese-style Kung-Pow Chicken.
"Hey Mexi-fry, some people in the office were hoping you bring Mexi-fried rice or Corn-Pow Chicken to the potluck dinner tonight"
A joke made by Rooster Teeth in the Rooster Teeth Podcast #201.
It comes from a story Burnie Burns (the co-founder of Rooster Teeth) told about Daniel Gruchy (a friend of Rooster Teeth and fellow Youtuber) getting confused about the McDonald's menu, as he thought they read left to right instead of top to bottom, ending with the result "Big Mac Chicken Legend Sundae".
McDonald's Employee: Welcome to McDonald's, what do you want?
Dan: Um...I'll have a...um...
McDonald's Employee: We need you to respond sir, you're holding up the line.
Dan: Fine, I'll have a Big Mac Chicken Legend Sundae.
McDonald's Employee: Excuse me?
Dan: What, are they sold out or something?
McDonald's Employee: I'm sorry, I just...just pick something else.
Dan: How about a Chicken Nugget Sausage McMuffin Coca-Cola.
Gavin, who has been standing behind Dan this entire time, calls Dan a "fucking idiot", turns around, and walks away.
When a situation gets way to tence and you have to say something to break the ice!
Girl; I'm in love with you!
Guy; UHHHh.....
Girl: lowl- Do you want chicken tonight?
a Deep South colloquialism meaning pissed; seriously chaffed
Lets me tell you bubba, I done ran pa's mower in a ditch, run back inside, and when he a-come lookin' for me, he was mad enough to eat fried chicken.
When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.
You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...
Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male's penis is at its apex of stiffness, length and girth and as far as it can go into the female's vagina, the male then sticks his finger into the female's asshole. Hence, The Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast.
Male - Whispers in the female's ear "That's the Full Slab" And sticks his finger into her asshole.
Female - Replies in reaction to the gesture. "No, that's the Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast."
"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.
"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"
"To get to the other side?"
"To die and go to heaven!"