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The double pump is a technique where you cock your rifle using both hands with a large stroking motion resulting in a much larger blast when you fire off.
Lance perfected the Texas Overhand Double Pump in the 6th grade. Damn, does that guy have stamina.
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variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
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A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)
Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.
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A jelly dong which is double ended. It is used specifically to pleasure the vaginal and/or anal orifices of a lady or two ladies simultaneously. It can also be used on gay men.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.
Thats a double ended jelly dong in my sister's closet. Kumar, say it! (followed by laughter)
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A Double Kitty Bed Party is slang for a three way where there are two girls and one guy. "Double Kitty" refers to two women or their pussies, whereas "Bed Party" refers to sex.
These aren't as common as other three way combinations, and you usually see the two women taking turns pleasuring the man through hand jobs and oral sex, and sometimes even vaginal sex and anal sex.
NOTE: This can also refer to two women having lesbian sex, however the former is more commonly used.
Male 1: "See those two honeys over there?"
Male 2: "Yeah, they're pretty fine."
Male 1: "I'm gonna go ask them if they want to have a DOUBLE KITTY BED PARTY!"
Male 2: "Good luck with that, haha."
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noun-someone who double dips a badger in the ass, the ultimate in douche-baggery, faggotry, and ass-hattery. They are so vial, not only are they double dipping, they're double dipping something that bites back.
That kid made up a nickname for himself, he calls himself LD? It means long dong? What a double dipping ass badger
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A Boston cream donut filled with semen
I just busted a fat one and made a Boston Double-Cream Donut
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