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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017


meat-eyes

A facial expression used when sizing up a romantic partner. Similar to that of the expression used before devouring a steak.

"I notice you were giving me meat-eyes from across the bar. Can you buy you a drink?"

"Don't give me those meat-eyes, I'm still mad at you for sleeping with my best friend"

"OMG, Cindy! Rob has been giving you meat-eyes ALL day"

by yeratowel July 17, 2014


dry meat

Hard dick with no lubrication

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016


meat._.stick

meat._.stick is a famous tiktoker with 13,3 k followers (2022) he is a vr tiktoker without a pc (nerd). he cant swim and his school is bad. so umm remember to eat meat.

hi meat._.stick wanna play rec room?

by vr_and_pc April 1, 2022


Meat Rug

Unshorn rug of hair on the pubis that may or may not obscure all or part of the man meat

John looked so sexy until I saw his penis was hidden in a meat rug.

by Simin Allin November 25, 2020


golden meat

Chinese dick

Liu Yan has some shiny golden meat.

by Kikyou-sama September 19, 2013


Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.

“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor

by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023