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The female version of a dick pic
Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...
The most sweet and effortlessly beautiful girl you will meet. if she calls you a friend you are incredibly lucky. she is confident and loves sex, she sometimes lies to make her life more interesting and she does it with out realizing; after she stops and thinks about what she said and feels bad. She loves the beach and wishes she could spend every second of everyday on the beach. she loves food but never seems to gain an ounce. Her biggest dream is to be a model and travel the world with her closest friends. she seems like someone that is a big softie but she has been through what seems hell and back. she cries a lot but she is tough and has a bad habit of trusting people too fast. her friends are the most important thing to her and if you hurt her it won't ever be the same. she seem ok but she isn't.
my friend, "o(liv)ia" and i are going to the beach.
The steamy mixture that ejects from the penis after marinating it in a bowl of Jell-O
1."Let's watch Bill Cosby"
"Naw let's make Cosby Jell-O"
2. A girl at a bar asks you to buy her a drink. In response, "how about a Cosby Jell-O? Bitches love Cosby Jell-O."
Shit be changin' (quote from the latin politician and philosopher Cicero)
Back in my day, a selfie was when you sucked your own dick. O tempora, o mores!
Sophie Pains @ O' linda Starbucks Frap 96345 is so basic like factory settings
A sophie o connor is a person who you cant trust and she will try to know your crush she also has a crush on the fat kids in school.
Kid 1: ughh i hate britney and she loves allt he fat kids
Kid 2: i know right she is totaly a sophie o connor
Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.