When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.
Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.
A girl who sucked off a guy in the ollies and is a professional boxer dude x
Wow she really pulled a lily guy
extremely disgusting guy who wears striped sweaters to gym and your friend and her boyfriend insists that you date ( but your not ever going to bc your talking to someone)
go talk to your man striped sweater guy
1) the pit stains on a white tshirt after many wears
2) jizz stains that won’t wash away, making a TieDye
I went to grab a shirt for my first date, but it’s been guy dyed, I need some help!
Purple guy: The new species! You can become one by the following: Turn your self purple, Kill at least 2 people (isn't necessary but still), Become friends with a orange guy, Turn a soul into a animatronic (not really necessary but still) and that is probably all.
"Hello Jimmy I became a Purple guy"
Jimmy:...GOD NO PLEASE
Someone that is dating hibob and is planning to get married soon
Star Guy is so much in love with hibob right now
A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.
Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.