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(noun) A person who is not very nice, does mean things, and thinks they're better than everyone else. They are not the most warm people to be around. They judge others without getting to know them. They are either insecure and take their frustration out on others or just get
pleasure from being mean. This is the nicer word to call people like this.
"That person is such a Bad News Bears."
"Girl 1: Oh my gosh, my boyfriend is talking to so many girls! They're such whores!"
"Girl 2: Stop being a Bad News Bears, they're probably just friends."
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Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.
Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
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Like a vodka and soda, but instead of soda water, use White Claw. Strong af and hydrating at the same time. guaranteed to end the night in a brawl.
Got loaded on New Hampshire Riot Juice last night and ended up killing a police officer with his own service weapon! lolololol
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When, shortly after moving to New York City, you get jumped and have everything of value stolen. As if moving to NYC wasn't expensive enough.
James was on his way home from working late at his new job on Wall Street when two guys on the Subway gave him a New York City Welcome. Don't wear a Rolex on the F line at 2AM.
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When the female is having anal sex in the cowgirl position. She commences flatulence into gradual deification, as the man is about to climax.
Brandon "Dude! She totally did the New York Traffic Jam on me last night. I still can't get rid of the stain."
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The Process of one female fellating a standing male whilst another female is positioned below sed male's asshole and receiving a colon cleansing shit on her forehead.
1. Last night I gave your mother a New Orleans Street Cleaner with your sister.
2. "Hey guy's, I just took a stool softener. Go grab those two bitches from last night so I can get a New Orleans Street Cleaner."
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New York Oatmeal bowl is the politically correct definition for using a dildo to widen the vagina then pour cereal in the pussy( is best with Cinnamon Toast Crunch because the women like to feel the grit of the sugar) pour in whole milk so it’s got some weight then without a spoon or hands eat all the cereal and milk then proceed to FUCK the SHIT out of the girl.
i gäbe Lindsay a New York Oatmeal Bowl two weeks ago and she says she still feels the sugar in her clit.
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