crap-o-thon

Marathon Diarrhea, sometimes medically induced

I chickened out and decided to postpone my crap-o-thon until after my wife recovers from her surgery...

Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.

Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic

Balls O' Clock

Balls O' Clock is something you say to your friend when they say anything

Guy 1: Hey want to hang out after school today?
Guy 2: Balls O' Clock

Tori O.

a slut, hoe, thot, all ove the above...
pops pussy for any nigga or even a bitch..

gives slurpies like a vacuum....

NIGGA : son, u seen what tori o. did to my nigga and his girlfriend
other Nigga : yea she gave tehm the two for one deal..

Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.

Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...

H²O

When your dumbass thinks that the "H" in "H₂O" has an exponent.

Question on a science exam: What is the formula for water?
You: H²O
Science teacher then proceeds to whack you with a belt.

Vag Jell-O

Well you can probably guess just from the word itself.

It's the white or Clear substance that comes out of the Vagina, usually during arousal or doing/before a menstrual cycle.

I had to change my pantaloons several times last night because I had to much Vag Jell-O!