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When an individual uses one's own tears to fill up a cup of any given size, and places into said cup a Swedish Fish or two, then freezes it with a toothpick or other similar utensil in order to eat it later in the manner of a popsicle.
I felt sad so I made a Swaddish Fish in an attempt to cope with depression.
This is a lyric in the song Yonkers by Tyler, The Creator
Personal 1: what is your favorite lyric from Yonkers
Person 2: its “Making crack rocks out of pussy nigga fish bone”
A Mer/Mur Fish is a mystical unicorn fish that flies, talks an sings an swims an it eats paper. Mer/Mur Fish Looks like a worm with fins.
"Hey, Look!!! That mer/mur fish is eating paper!" :x that is the Mer fish. ;3
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When a girl can't pull her tampon out by the string and has to go fishin for it with her fingers.
I had to go finger fishing last night, my tampon was so far up there!
Bitches or Assholes who's stank mouth, attitude, or actions be having others look at you like What the Fuck!
That bitches attitude is making her look like a stank ass Ghetto Fish!
Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.
Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!
Gusset Granules are designed to disperse the odour of haddock in a ladies love equipment.
My girl was sat on the sofa watching TV and every so often a haddock pong wafted in to my line of smell. I immediately put her in the bath and drove to the closest pharmacy selling the much needed Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!).