Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

Meat Tuber

All YouTube content creators and streamers that show their physical appearance, particularly in the gaming and otaku subcultures. The opposite of a Vtuber.

Vtubers are allowed to commit crimes. Meat tubers like you wouldn’t understand.

A duh meat

When a girl rejects you, and you turn in a creep and start harassing her. It also means when your lazy, or are getting fat.

Your such a duh meat right now. Leave her alone!
Your being a duh meat! Get out of bed.
Your duh meating out right now on this chick dude, you gotta stop!

meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

Eat your meat

My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)

Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*

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Squad meat

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.

Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.