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Someone with the shakes or a tremor.
If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.
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An Asshole Named Marcus Has "Gay Monkey Virus" He Attacks Them With His Nappy Ass Fashion..With I Find Annoying Af
Marcus:Hi
Me:Fuck Off Gay Monkey Don't Infected Me ASSHOLE! U Have Gay Monkey Virus!
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After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.
I wanted to show her how muc I cared with a crazy monkey
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a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.
hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.
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A phrase created when Monkey had an "accident." Often used to infuriate, irritate, or embarrass Monkey.
We were going to go to the movies with some girls, but then Monkey made a poopie.
Aw shit you guys, Monkey's making a poopie again!
I'm sorry I shot your dog Monkey, don't make a poopie about it.
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When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals
Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.
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a scary monkey that is black, can't swim, and fast as fuck
omg that big black monkey stole from me!!!!!!
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