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A corrupt, dictating tyrant who is bad tempered and easily annoyed but you can't help yourself from annoying him nonetheless
Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville is a deviant and manipulative head boy and with regards of vengeance we should annoy him
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David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.
Unvoiced for Oh my God.
The /g/ sound is the the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /k/, and the /d/ sound is the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /t/, thus, articulator placement during production cat is identical to the production of the word god. God backwards may be dog, but God unvoiced is cat.
Oh my cat, what a cute houseplant.
Start to hit random items while hissing.
Did you see Mark? He just pulled a cat on an innocent plant!
The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.
By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.
The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.
Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...
When you juggle a cat’s belly, so it will grant you three wishes... or scratch you.
I was just doing jiggle cat and I got three wishes