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When a situation gets way to tence and you have to say something to break the ice!
Girl; I'm in love with you!
Guy; UHHHh.....
Girl: lowl- Do you want chicken tonight?
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When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.
You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...
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Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male's penis is at its apex of stiffness, length and girth and as far as it can go into the female's vagina, the male then sticks his finger into the female's asshole. Hence, The Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast.
Male - Whispers in the female's ear "That's the Full Slab" And sticks his finger into her asshole.
Female - Replies in reaction to the gesture. "No, that's the Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast."
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"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.
"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"
"To get to the other side?"
"To die and go to heaven!"
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when you feel like eating "Chicken Tonight" Brand product .
richie:hey mom what's for dinner.
Mrs. Cunningham:I havent decided what im going to make yet.
Richie:I feel like chicken tonight!(rondulet)
Mrs. C:Sit on it ,its 1964.
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humorus word for country music
Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.
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Yummy, gooey, snozberry based soup.
Yeah doggy, get me some of that chicken corn cob gravy!
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