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A condition also known as strabismus in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the eye muscles which prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space.
That woogie eye MF didn't even have the guts to look me in the eye when I was talking to him!
The eyes you make when getting your picture taken and your friend says “show me your fuck me eyes”, but you had been drinking a lot and misheard so you thought they said “show me your Facebook eyes”.
Friend: Show me your “Fuck me eyes”
Person in picture: “He said show me your FB eyes…”
Eyes hurting from not seeing your girlfriend on ft or in person
Cringe Minecraft song on YouTube.
Person1: Eye of the Spider
Person2: Say that one more time.
When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.
Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
A code word used at local ice cream trucks to imply the buying of Marijuana
"Yeah I'll have a spongebob with no eyes"
"How many"
"4 grams"