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the brown brian griffin with an unusually smug grin. he is, for whatever reason, associated with people who do not care about anything nor anyone.
his true name that most people ignore goes by "my new character"
chris griffin: BRIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
brian griffin with clothing: what do you mean? i'm just a really chill guy.
chris griffin: BRIAN-
#10: That one time Peter got fucked
Someone: “Top 10 Family Guy moments. Number 10, that one time Peter got fucked.”
The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
Guy with a rock in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws with a single kick in the jugular or face
Unsespecting Feller: Did you see that guy with a rock in his foot?
Guy with a rock in his foot: *About to kick the Unsespecting Feller* Yes
A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.
Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
Sex trafficking? Ha! Hahahahaha! Look who you actually choose to promote! Look at that!
Hym "You're all so neurotic about who you choose to promote as the self-appointed arbiters of fate but how good of a job do you actually do? Not a very good one. Sound of Freedom Producer Guy busted for being associated with sex trafficking. You were on your moral high-horse and what happened? Knocked on your ass. And then you hop right back on and look around to see if anyone saw you (I did by the way) and then you pretend it didn't happen. What do the conservatives pushing that movie have to say about all of that? You cared so much about sex trafficking a second ago and now the a guy you promoted is engaged in sex trafficking all we're getting is radio-silence. We're just going to ait here and pretend it didn't happen."
A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public
Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!
