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Laughing so hard you bust a nut.
"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"
"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."
"It's hilarinut, shut up."
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A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.
P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.
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Palm Beach Nuts means fucking CRAZY like Donald Trump CRAZY! It's bat-shit-crazy, nuts! It's BEYOND the nuthouse nuts, it's crazy, out-of-touch, delusional, NUTS! It's mental on steroids, out-of-your-mind, nuts! It's like thinking that the past is the present and the present is the past, nuts! It's like thinking you're a billionaire when you don't even have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, nuts! It's like hiding Top Secret documents and trying to sell them, nuts! It's like burying an ex-wife on the first tee, nuts! It's like being so rich that it doesn't matter what you say, nuts! It's like lobotomy Ninja, nuts!
"Elsa is more than just crazy, she's fucking Palm Beach Nuts, the poor thing!" "Yesterday she introduced me to Jimmy Hoffa when I knew all along that he hadn't come home from work yet."
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when someone nut's in your gut through the butt
bro, I just nut in your gut im so sorry.
All good bro, its just protein at the end of the day.
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Someone who sucks another man's nuts. Probably will lead to oral sex and ejaculation
Keith carridian "kung Fu the legend" he wanted for someone to use this term either suck my nuts or dick. Keith wound jump into action on his knees, point of no return feels to good.
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On November 17th, you are allowed to nut with no consequence and you won't fail NNN.
November 17th- free nut day
Bob: I don't think i can survive NNN. WAIT IT'S NOVEMBER 17TH. I can finally have a break.
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When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.
The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital.
Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.
Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.
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