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The feeling you get in a long term relationship when you develop a crush on someone else for a short period of time.
I love James and i'd never leave him, but i think i have a slight crush on Will! Ugh i must have shiny new toy syndrome, it'll pass in a week!
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The act of a girl shitting on your penis and waiting for it to dry until it becomes crusty and then often fucking it afterwords.
Omg that girl gave me the New York rock candy last night.
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A person who lives in the New York area, and often changes what pro sports teams they cheer for based on which ones are doing well. Each of the four major American sports has more than one New York area team: New York Yankees and New York Mets for baseball, New Jersey Jets and New Jersey Giants for football, New York Knicks and New Jersey Nets for basketball; and finally the New York Rangers, New York Islanders, and New Jersey Devils for hockey.
A New York sports opportunist will therefore choose to be a fan of whichever team is currently doing better in each sport. They will then act like they've always been a fan of that team, and vehemently deny ever liking another team in the same sport.
It's important to note that not ALL residents of the New York area are New York sports opportunists, but there are vast numbers of people that are.
NYSO: I love the Yankees! I've been a die hard Yankees fan all my life!
REALIST: No you haven't. You wore a Mets hat all through the 80s, and the first half of the 90s. Then suddenly you became a Yankees fan. That makes you a New York sports opportunist.
NYSO: No way, you're just jealous because my team rules!
NYSO: Woohoo! My Giants just ended the Patriots perfect season!
REALIST: Yeah, you weren't a Giants fan until a few weeks ago. I bet you can't even name five players on the team.
NYSO: Well... there's Eli Manning, and... uh....
NYSO: Well, the Nets aren't exactly great, but I'm so glad I like them instead of the Knicks, they really suck!
REALIST: Why do you have a listing on ebay for that autographed Patrick Ewing poster that used to be on your wall for so many years?
NYSO: I have no idea what you're talking about.
NYSO: I love the Devils, but I also bought a bunch of Rangers and Islanders merchandise and buried it in my closet. You know, just in case they ever get good again.
REALIST: Stop the presses.
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The abnormal pussy growth that is brought on by being a New York Giants fan for any period of time.
Matt has been a fan for so long, you can see camel toe from his New York Giants Taco!
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When you poop on your lovers crotch, then you swirl it around into a cinnamon roll shape with your penis, then you jizz on it for the icing.
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The place to be in northern virginia.
Pretty much the classic italian pizza place. Complete with nice italian dudes making some nice pizza and great calzones.
and yes, they are really italian, enuf said..
I went to Tony's New York Pizza and ate 7 slices of pizza, it was yummy.
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when a man wearing a mardi gras mask sticks mardi gras beads in his ass then wraps them around his dick. After that the girl pees on it and has to suck them clean while rubbing the beads around his dick.(can be repeated)
That nasty chick over there had me do the New Orleans jazz flute. It was disgusting.
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