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When someone calls or texts you anywhere after 1 AM so they can participate in sexual activities to satisfy they're most likely drunken needs. Mostly done by guys but occasional girls do it too. A lot of times the person being called up has feelings for the other, so they give into temptation and their feeling grow stronger. Meanwhile, the bootycaller moves onto the next one.
Megan: OH MY GOSH!!, he just texted me and said he want to hang out for a bit!
Adriana: Dude, it's 1 AM
Megan: So.....?
Adriana: So..... That's in the booty call time frame , he just wants to smash in the back seat of his car and then forget about you! Don't be stupid.
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he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.
"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."
Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.
Just going through the motions of life, Showing no real gusto to accomplish anything meaningful with your existence. A Humdrum person
Bossman: Hey Jason will you give me somesort of effort today??
Co-worker: No way dude, He's just Doing time on planet earth!
Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."
Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.
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A word used by famous Australian Pimp: Jesse Bauld
This word is now a popular catchphrase evrywhere!
"Wanna have a good Time?, with a beer?"
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To reduce the amount of prison time one is presently serving.
I filed a post conviction on my public defender to try to give some time back.
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