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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.

This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.

by doubleghost March 28, 2024


Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017


Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017


Trump knuckle sandwich

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

"Do your job or you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich !!!" the chief of staff for the administration yelled at the interns.

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017


Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion

"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"

by revvinkevin November 18, 2018


Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion

"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"

by revvinkevin November 18, 2018


coin trump

A trump that smells like two pence coins, quiet but vicious when smelt in confined spaces

Oh that was a lovely little coin trump, here smell this

by Todster August 6, 2018