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Life

A very dangerous and contagious disease transmitted by sexual activity. The symptoms are pain, suffering and existential crisis. The disease is treated in a process called "death". The process can be performed with the help of doctors but the process can also be performed independently. Also the disease can disappear on its own after a few years (depending on what type of spicies the transmitters were).

O no! My son has life! Quick, take him to the hospital!!

by Dulidudu July 16, 2022


Life

You get to play this game for a long time unless you screw up so bad you get disqualified. Disqualification isn't painful unless you deserve it. Some people lose this game on purpose. Some don't mean to.

Eighty-year-old woman smiles at her granddaughter. "Look at you, Judy! You're so lucky you're young and get to play the game of life for a long, long time." Judy looks at her mother. "Mom, is she senile or something?

by I make Definitions Bree December 7, 2021


Life

A constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Bro help life has been acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020


Life

The constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Help bro, lifes acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020


Life

A simulation, nothing else.

Person 1: my Life is so boring..
Person 2: it’s a simulation, you can do anything!

Person 1: hey..you’re right!

by An average youngster. June 29, 2022


Life

if u searched this than u do have no life and are a jobless guy,
A POTATO COUCH MATE, THATS WHAT U R ( IRISH ACCENT)

some guy-WTF IS LIFE me- Life is a concept, concept is a human creation, life is a human creation life has come to life becaue of us.
we dont get a life cuz we gave life to life
life is maningless and so are we
some guy- jumps of a building

by GamezIQ_YT February 27, 2020


Life

(N) a pay-to-win game set on hardcore mode

He was born into a wealthy family and had a good life

by W153 9UY February 13, 2022