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Dzień ignorowania dziwnych wymysłów Piotrusia
"Dzisiaj jest dzień mówienia tak. Więc nie mówimy dzisiaj nie na granie. Rudy ciebie też się to tyczy xD Grasz dzisiaj w golfa" - Piotruś, 3 Grudnia
"Nie"
I heart my gf means that you love your gf
me: I heart D <3
you: I heart D <3 also
When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7
Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝
When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.
Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?
3 words:
I love you
8 letters:
I L O V E Y O U
Dude- “ man I have 3 words 8 letters to say to this girl”
Bro- “wut?”
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!
I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!
the lane on a swim team in which the talented but lazy swimmers go. not quite hard core enough for lane 1 or hard working enough for lane 2, but better than lanes 4-6.
could go to state if they did their full sets, but they're too laid back. lane three is a good time typically full of chill people and one person who swims on the wrong side of the lane or attempts to wound others.
Coach: You know, you could go to state.
Swimmer: Nah, that's okay. I'm too used to lane 3.