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May possibly involve playing a little prank on a friend in hopes of seeing them crack a smile during a diffucult day.
Creating a screen name and pretending to be the cute neighbor next door and asking your friend out on a date.
But it's not the cute neighbor.
It's you.
Because you're wanting to see a friend smile.
She should learn how to take a joke.
<3
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All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless
So rude and always negative
I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
But life is immaculate, backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time, but I should
Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself
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I ate fried chicken and stole another niggers TV, unfortunatly, I have no electricity to run it.
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On March 20, thank your best friend for being a crack head and for all the stuff you have gone through, without them you wouldn't be yourself
Me: Oh wow thank you McKenzie, Ely and Aiden for being my best friends..
Then: say what now?
Me: it's national best friend day
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the first and pretty much only great albaum from the band taking back sunday, which at their peak is one of the most badass bands around. every track is great with the exception of the blue channel which is somewhat decent. one of the best albaums ever...
the songs on their ep with various line ups, rank shorty bellow t.a.y.l
me: "you should tell all your friends about tbs's new albaum tell all your friends or i'll punch you in the head"
you: "ok man" :/
me: "damn straight bitch ass"
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The only show on the Internet. It's a YouTube-channel consisting of Alpharad, Dad_as_heck, WEEGEETHEGOD, Major Duncan and Deezus (and, formerly, Turvis). FWOB is great and I implore you all to LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE
I love Friends Without Benefits.
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Also known as BBF. Your bad behavior friend lives on the other side of the country and you rarely talk other than by email or text now so you can confide your deepest secrets, desires and transgressions with no shame!
You both are surrounded by people that you hide the true extent of your sickness from and therefore have only each other to let your guard down with.
After a night of dancing, Meg found herself secretly having drunk sex with her best friend's boyfriend. Meg went for lunch the next day with her best-behavior friend Rachel and when Meg recounted her night to Rachel, the sexual elements were removed. But when she texted her bad-behavior friend later all the sweaty details were there!
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