It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.
Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.
Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!
Something I came up with in college circa 2006 to describe my (at the time) single friend Ryan. I used to call him a good fish, meaning that he was a catch.
A potato that is also a fish. Commonly worshipped by middle schoolers, the fish potato is believed to be the soul essence of everything around us. It can be used in any sentence and still kinda make sense.
No one knows where or how it started, but we do know it's everywhere now. You can't escape the fish potato.
Middle Schooler: Darn. I haven't been feeling very fish potato lately.
Other Middle Schooler: Oh my fish potato! That's awful!
Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.
Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.
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All people called dave or Ben. Most likely smell like ur dogs breath and can't be asked to do shit
A lovely person or someone you like that helps out
is a battyfish