the manliest woman known to men. Massive thot. Huge posterior. Has intimate relations with instruments and men named eric.
Look away Jimmy, John Clancy's over there
So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend.
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants
John is an overall attractive guy. He's funny, a little weird in a cute way and easy to talk to. John will sweep you up off your feet with his looks and personality, but don't be fooled John actually doesn't care about anyone but himself. He will play with your emotions to make u think he likes you back when in reality he is just horny. He will always have his eye on that one girl that will always be better than you but will never be with John. When you try and talk to John about serious things he will shut down and not know how to act because man hoes don't have real feelings. He is also not very honest. He will lie about stupid things that don't matter just so he is NEVER in the wrong. He can not own up to his wrongdoings to save his life. I would not recommend being with John because he will most likely cheat on you and/or break your heart.
Person 1:What's the guy's name that cheated on you and used you?
Person 2: Its John.
A very fat man who is obese. He is plump but also very nice and gentle.
A "John" is a slang word, used for a nicotine/vape product, specifically a Juul/Pod.
"Yo, pass the John."
"You got a John?"