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You are outwardly an incredibly unattractive and unlikable specimen of the human race, yet somehow I have managed to find some likeable aspect of your personality
Quasimodo, I like you for who you are
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they say it in Master and Commander...lol. my fave movie. But how can smoke and oakem run u say? i don't know either.
hope i got the spellin right!
"Run like smoke and oakem,boys. Like smoke and oakem."
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Expression used when your body has become so numb from the cold or drugs that you wouldn't feel bugs crawling all over you if they were.
Woman: It's cold.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.
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Outdated Tinder pick-up line, which uses confusion strategy to shorten the route between greeting and sex.
Initially used as a joke, but quickly picked up for real by amateur male tinder users and got refused and blocked quickly by female users.
B: Do you like bread?
G: I guess...
B: Follow up question. Do you like being choked?
G: Yeah, I guess
B: Follow up question. Would you like to come over tonight?
G: Should I bring a bread?
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This kid walked up to me and was like man luddy your shit is ghetto and I was like whatever man your shirt look like a dishrag. He was like damn.
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Passive aggressive way PBS asks for donations.
PBS: and contributions from viewers like you. Thank You.
Viewers like you: better go contribute now, I guess.
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What a dude on vine dais to his mom while she was cooking some food in a pan.
That vine with that dude saying 'That's what good pussy sounds like' made me laugh my ass off.
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